Saturday, 20 September 2014

WHEN ASKED IF I LIKE MONEY, MY ANSWER IS....

Nooooooooooooo....

Sounds strange? Truth is I don't like money, I LOVE money.
Whenever people hear me say this, they turn their heads with a funny look on their face.


An ex..and I was having a discussion, He asked me, "can you have sex with a man for money?" my answer was NO..(trust guys he felt I was saying that to get in his good books). He then asked "what if the man offered to pay me 60000 naira,would you?",I laughed and answered NO again (I'm sure he felt this Babe is surely pretending). I then went further to paint the following scenarios for him...(this 60k was in the early 2000's,value of naira has depreciated further)

 Scenario 1
.. imagine I really did sleep with a man for 60000 naira (we all know the said amount can be huge or paltry depending on what you want to do with it) because I feel the man has a tree that has bills as leaves,I squander the money hoping to get a refill. Subsequently  we both have sex(I'm probably thinking for each session is 60k salary as if the vagina is a gold mine not knowing to him that 60k is for all sessions we are ever going to have) then he promises to pay me the next time we meet probably gives me my cab fare home..then I would continue patronizing him telling my friends lies that I met a Maga that pays well(trust the stupid girls I'm sure they would be envious) meanwhile I'm silently hoping and praying that someday soon he would fall prey and pay me a large sum but that never occurs...

Scenario 2...
 I want to belong to the class of so called big girls who drive flashy cars, wear the most expensive clothes, smell rich(I'm still wondering what are the other peripheral stigmata if biggirlism) etc. Mind you not all big girls are high class prostitutes,some  are actually born with Diamond spoons,

they get cars as gifts just because it's a Monday and I'm yet to get such a gift after graduating with a first class..then I go about sleeping with all the alhajis just to accumulate money to get a 3rd grade tokunbo car while my competitors get tear rubber new cars. The truth is, I 'll get a car but then I had to stress my vagina and probably my ass(I gathered that inlet gets a higher dividend) while my competitors get theirs on a platter of diamonds(I'm referring to those born with correct diamond spoon).

After mentioning these scenarios,I went further to state that I can't put a price tag on something I can't create hence I can't offer my vagina to any man for any amount of money. Trust me we broke up sometime later,I felt sooner or later he was going to pimp me out and I guessed he already had a biased thinking towards me..Btw we still are friends..

Word to you it's not wrong to love money, it's wrong to worship it because if you do, then you can kill to have. Money is the currency in this world,to serve God well I need it, to serve man by being good to man I need it and to serve my monetary needs I sure do need it.

Advice to you especially girls quit having sex for money if you want to have sex, have sex because you want to not be cause of money but while at it remember STDs are real,AIDS is still being stigmatized (though EBOLA is gradually beating AIDS in that regards),pregnancy is a possibility no one wants an unplanned pregnancy I hate the word unwanted.

Secondly ladies always remember that no matter how you try to compete with the so called big girls,some don't go through any stress to be there,so why get stressed? contentment is a virtue to me,I'm not saying don't aspire to be someone great but do it honestly and with your integrity intact.

Put in your best and pray, God will surely bless the works of your hands.

Happy weekend peeps do have a blast.
One love.